she said time is an abstract concept i said bitch where, she said underneath the illusion of existence i said bitch..none of this is real
(via thebootydiaries)
Jenelle can’t go to jail because she has a Ke$ha concert to go to.
(via tyleroakley)
job application: "describe your most recent leadership role"
me: "sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me"
me: "sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me"
my fav thing about doctor whom is that we don’t know who the doctor is?? it’s like…who is the doctor….we literally don’t know! i love adventure. i haven’t slept in 3 days
me: "*sees stuffed animal laying in an awkward position*"
me: ".,.. ok.,.. that can't be comfy"
me: "*quickly adjusts it into a better, healthier position*"
me: ".,.. ok.,.. that can't be comfy"
me: "*quickly adjusts it into a better, healthier position*"